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Tattoo

Feb 16th, 2009 at 12:11 PM

been thinking about getting a tattoo
tattoos are sick. i want something cool. like.. a snake or skull
but then again, everyone has tattoos now. like even people who drink pumpkin spice lattes and post gym selfies with “no pain no gain” captions
and i don’t wanna be that guy who gets a deep meaningful quote in a language he doesn’t speak
anyway. idk. maybe i’ll just draw it on with pen for a week and see if it grows on me. or let nemu do it.
(knowing me i’ll overthink it for 3 more months and then impulsively book an appointment at 2AM)

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Boobs

Jan 31st, 2009 at 01:11 AM

okay so this is gonna sound kinda random but whatever i used to be all about big boobs. like, yeah, the classic anime big ass boobs or whatever. bounce physics, all that.
but lately... idk. small ones are kinda winning me over.
they’re just... different?? like they’re more firm, soft in a subtle way, and way more sensitive, which makes things more interesting if you get what i mean.
plus there’s something kinda cute and real about it. like not everything has to be exaggerated to be hot.
anyway yeah. this is your daily Tord overshare. don't @ me.

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Is Liberty City accurate?

Dic 4th, 2008 at 07:01 AM

when im on my way to kill a guy who's never seen me before, him and his goons start shooting at me before i even draw my weapon, as if they can somehow tell that this random guy is going to shoot them.
Do people in NYC shoot every random person who goes within a 30 foot radius of them? Why do I get bulletholes when i've done nothing to provoke these people?
If NYC is really like this, I am moving immediately.

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